She’d never before seen moobs quite so active and bouncy.

What exactly does that expression even mean? An ass that won’t quit? Think about the primary function of an ass – I’d think that’s the sort of thing you might want to quit.

Well, a lot’s happened since I last showered.

Yet in this big world, even the smallest sliver of a human had purpose.

Does getting nailed by a werewolf count as bestiality?

I’m glad she’s so smitten with her new huntsman boyfriend and all, but venison-wurst? Gag me with a harpsichord.

In the history of risk taking, had there ever been a better reason to take a chance than genuine, heart-pounding, scary-ass love?

She didn’t dare expose her heart the way she’d exposed her body.

I was hoping to find a way out of here and instead found you.

He’d only ever seen her twice, only talked to her once, but as he now gazed upon her, he realized that he’d missed her all day long.